| in writing this column | 8 | temporal |
| seriously | 3 | manner |
| cat → be → harmed | 46 |
| cat → be harmed by → people | 7 |
| cat → be harmed in → any way | 3 |
| negative | neutral | positive |
| 0.525 | 0.361 | 0.114 |
| Raw frequency | 56 |
| Normalized frequency | 0.472 |
| Modifier score | 0.033 |
| Perplexity | 168.588 |