| within the post office | 6 | location |
| from the evil corporate overlords | 3 | other |
| in these cases | 3 | temporal |
| mail → be → secure | 33 |
| mail → remain → secure | 5 |
| mail → stay → secure | 3 |
| negative | neutral | positive |
| 0.087 | 0.481 | 0.431 |
| Raw frequency | 41 |
| Normalized frequency | 0.457 |
| Modifier score | 1.000 |
| Perplexity | 39.467 |